Never Try To Oversmart A Clever Woman

A man called home, talked to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting."

"Could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Also, Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're inside your fishing box....."

The Small Tree

I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused to start. While I drove him home, he sat in stony silence. On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss. Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier.

Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure, those troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home and ask God to take care of them. Then in the morning I pick them up again.

Funny thing is," he smiled, when I come out in the morning to pick 'em up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night before."

God Is Like . . .

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:

God is like...

* BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

* a FORD
He's got a better idea.

* COKE
He's the real thing.

* HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

* TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

* GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

* SEARS
He has everything.

* ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.

* SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.

* DELTA
He's ready when you are.

* ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

* VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

* DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.

* the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

Buying Time

The man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5 year old son waiting for him at the door.

"Daddy, may I ask you a question?" Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man.

"Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?" "That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.

"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" pleaded the little boy.

"If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour."

"Oh," the little boy replied, head bowed. Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I borrow $10.00 please?"

The father was furious. "If the only reason you wanted to know how much money I make is just so you can borrow some to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday and don't have time for such childish games."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even madder about the little boy's questioning. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money. After an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think he may have been a little hard on his son. Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10.00, and he really didn't ask for money very often.

The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep son?" he asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man. "It's been a long day and I took my aggravation out on you. Here's that $10.00 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, beaming. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some more crumpled up bills.

The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at the man.

"Why did you want more money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy, I have $20.00 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?"

Dragon Ball Online In 2008

Korean game company, CJ Internet today announced several games will launch in 2008, which include the expectant mmo: Dragon Ball Online. CJ Internet also announced korean players will enjoy the CB and OB in Q2, 2008.

Dragon Ball Online is being developed simultaneously in Japan and South Korea, set in the Dragon Ball universe, first introduced by the Dragon Ball Japanese manga in 1984. Dragon Ball Online takes place on Earth, 216 years after the events at the conclusion of Dragon Ball's successor, the popular anime Dragon Ball Z.

In addition, it is said that, Akira Toriyama, the author of Dragon Ball, has a great deal of creative control over the project, both contributing to and supervising the story and art design, including character and location arrangements.

Something to look forward to.

Demonoid Shut Down By The CRIA

The CRIA threatened the company renting the servers to us, and because of this it is not possible to keep the site online. Sorry for the inconvenience and thanks for your understanding.

Demonoid Website


* Not again, this is a huge blow to us leechers.

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Quotes From Great Minds

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."

- Sir Norman Wisdom

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."

- Edgar Watson Howe

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"

- Doug Larson

"A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!"

- Eric Bolton

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

- Erno Philips

"I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'."

- Robert Paul

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

- Phyllis Diller

"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."

- Victor Borge

"Start every day with a smile and get it over with."

- W.C. Fields

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

- Will Rogers

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

- Mickey Rooney

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison."

- Tim Allen

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

- Woody Allen

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

- Erica Jong

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive."

- Elbert Hubbard

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."

- Wendell Johnson

"In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out."

- Joey Adams

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."

- Henry Youngman

"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?"

- Benny Hill

Firefox 2.0.0.9 Released

What's new in Firefox 2.0.0.9

Release Date:

November 1, 2007

Stability Update:

This release corrects several problems that were found in the previous release, Firefox 2.0.0.8

Download It Here

* I just recently updated, i didn't know it's already out until i visit their website. I don't do Automatic Updates, i like to view the release notes first and download it myself. ^_^x