A Japanese National Inside A Cab In Manila

Japanese: (Points out a building being erected) How long you build?
Taxi Driver: Sir, four years.
Japanese: Hmmm... In Japan, 2 years. Very fast.

Japanese: (Points out at a railroad) That? How long you build?
Taxi Driver: Ah, sir, 5 years.
Japanese: Hah! We do it in 3 years! Very very fast.

(The Japanese, surprised at his fare.)

Japanese: Oooooh?! Why I pay 1000 pesos(25$ U.S.)?! Just 10 minutes ride?! Why?!
Taxi Driver: (points out the meter) Sir.. Made In Japan, Veryyyyy Fasttttt!