The Good, The Bad And The Worse

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your spouse.

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The teacher is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

Good: Your hubby & you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie.
Bad: It's over five years old.
Worse: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your son's interested in school.
Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass.
Worse: Making a sex education video.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kid
Bad: He keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections !

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer. (a GOOD one)

Good: Your wife says you can go hunting all you want.
Bad: Because she's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Good: Your wife is helping bring in income.
Bad: She's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: The tests are positive - you're gonna' be a dad again!
Bad: You really can't afford another kid on your pay.
Worse: You haven't told your wife.

Good: You're the man! You'll go to the National Trade Show with the Boss.
Bad: Hotel space is tight. You will share his suite for a week.
Worse: On the flight down, he tells you you're cute.

Good: Your daughter loves a nice young man, the owner of the local hair salon.
Bad: There's a rumor going around town that he's gay.
Worse: Your wife guarantees you that he's not.