Saturday, December 15, 2007

Addicted To Internet Porn

Signs your partner is addicted to internet porn.

  • During foreplay, she's always double-clicking your G-Spot.
  • Her new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a wireless modem, and a tissue dispenser.
  • When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll Down."
  • Tells everyone she's a pioneer in "palm computing."
  • She's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
  • Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
  • When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
  • You look deep into her eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into her corneas.
  • As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
  • During sex, she shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
  • Her version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you.. she pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

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