Saturday, February 14, 2009

Train Ticket

Three women and three men were traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the 3 men each bought a ticket and watched as the three women bought just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the men.

"Watch and learn," answered one of the women. They all boarded the train. The 3 men took their respective seats but all 3 women crammed into a toilet together and closed the door. Shortly after the train had departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket, please." The door opened just a crack, and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.

The men saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they got to the station they bought a single ticket for the return trip but saw, to their astonishment, that the 3 women didn't buy any ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" said one perplexed man.

"Watch and learn," answered one of the women.

When they boarded the train, the 3 men crammed themselves into a toilet, and the 3 women crammed into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train was on its way, one of the women left the toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the men were hiding.

The woman knocked on their door and said,

"Ticket, please."

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