Signs your partner is addicted to internet porn.
- During foreplay, she's always double-clicking your G-Spot.
- Her new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a wireless modem, and a tissue dispenser.
- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll Down."
- Tells everyone she's a pioneer in "palm computing."
- She's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."
- You look deep into her eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into her corneas.
- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.
- During sex, she shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
- Her version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you.. she pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
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